Not the best start to the day yesterday.
We had barely set a paw outside when
the Madwoman spotted a massive cat poop on the front lawn.
We dragged her away from it and cleverly distracted her
by suggesting we went to the Open Air Museum
where we allowed her to watch a bit of knifesmithing in the forge
And then took her for a nice calming walk in
the woods where it was nice and cool
Trouble was, when we got home the
stinky cat poop was still there ...