During our regular expeditions to the Chiltern Open Air Museum this summer, it has come to our attention that very few people appear to speak Basic Wippitt, let alone being fluent in it.
So we have decided to provide a brief guide over the next few days to a few important phrases which will help you to interpret what your wippitt is saying - which will of course mean that you will be able to satisfy his every wish and whim.
And ours of course, should you meet us.
Now, are you all paying attention?
Then we shall start.
"Have you seen any roast turkey?
I'm sure the Madwoman dropped a bit here somewhere."