We have lots of ways of letting the Madwoman know that we care.
For example, we sometimes like to arrange a thoughtful surprise for her at bedtime:
First of all we make the bed, arranging the duvet so it's all scuffed up and nesty.
Then we get the pillows all puffed up
And finally instead of leaving a fattening, calorie laden chocolate on her pillow,
we carefully arrange a stuffed vulture on the bed instead. After a few laps of the bedroom chasing that, she'll be ready for a good kip. Always works for us.
See? We think of everything.
And now it's time for a short nap ourselves after all that exertion