Telling the seasons

Definitely Spring.

We have special ways in which we know this.

Firstly, we have been going out naked on our walks.

Secondly, it's been warm enough to do sunbathing in the garden.

No, my bum does NOT look big in this.

And thirdly, the Madwoman has got out our summer collars.

See, told you we had special ways of knowing these things.