Raindrops keep falling on our heads and we're not impressed. Here it is, midsummer and we should be out in the garden sunning ourselves. Instead, the sky is as black as a Rottweiler's armpit and it's pouring with rain. And despite the subtle hints, the Madwoman hasn't even turned the heating on to at least try and simulate sultry summer conditions for us. Nothing to do except watch the rain hammering against the windows whilst huddling against a cold radiator.