We went to a trial at the weekend!
It was a Tudor court, holding three sessions each day at
the Chiltern Open Air Museum.
We put on our special smart Tudor pattern collars and
headed on down to the barn where proceedings were already in full flow ...
The Madwoman was a bit slow off the mark getting organised to go out,
so by the time we arrived it was standing room only.
The Madwoman refused to pick us up so we could see,
so we had to make do with peeking between their legs instead.
At the end we were all asked to vote, with a show of hands.
Very wippitist, we thought: no mention of a show of paws.
So we shouted 'She's a witch! Burn her!' instead and then ran away.