Practising

You know the way people have lists at John Lewis and places like that

for wedding and baby shower gifts and stuff like that?

Well, we thought that maybe we could do something similar for our birthdays

(coming up in October in case you weren't sure)

We shall instruct the Madwoman to set up a list

for us at once with the local butcher.

In the meantime, Archie has been practising hard for when

he becomes a tearaway teenager.