We are having an at-home day today as our chariot of delights got a puncture yesterday.
This means that the Madwoman won't drive it anywhere until the puncture on what is now the spare tyre is repaired on Monday. And means that if we aren't going out for a walk, then we keep her busy amusing us. So far this morning we have played Squeak the Bunny and Chase the Ball, followed by Ignore the Bunny and Ignore the Ball (too funny for words watching the Madwoman prance around the lawn with them trying to reignite our interest), then we had a pedicure (PFFFT) followed by grooming and a bit of snuffle mat foraging time ... we have just finished elevenses.
We have now retired to our beds for a quick nap while waiting to see what entertainments she is going to provide this afternoon.