Vroom vroom

Today at the Chiltern Open Air Museum we found a car show in progress. 

Naturally we rushed straight past and homed in on the cake ladies instead, who were also out in force.

We looked, we stared, we charmed ...

But not a single bit of cake did we get.
Unlike The Madwoman who guzzled her way through a slice of
coffee cake and didn't share so much as a crumb.
She even licked her own fingers.

We also found some baffling signs.

Can't mean us. We're whippets!
We do zoooooooooom .....
except when the Madwoman puts these pesky harnesses on of course

One way. Absolutely.
And that way will, of course, be Our Way.