Showing posts with label poo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poo. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 June 2016

Poo!

Yes, it has been a bit of a pooey weekend ... but not in a bad way.
We went for our usual weekend ramble (or in the Madwoman's case, stumble over her own feet - she lacks our elegance and grace: another of her many faults) around Chiltern Open Air Museum, and found that the medieval peasants had moved in.

No shrubberies round here ...
No sucking pig either ...
There is never sucking pig.
We could become disillusioned but fortunately
we are eternal optimists and live in hope that maybe next time ...
But what's this?
Proof that the peasants were revolting ...*
We marvelled at the extensive knowledge of the Keeper of the Bogs.
But we still have no answer to the mystery of why the Madwoman collects our
poo, but gets grumpy if we roll in it.
Or what she does with our poo, having collected it.
We reckon she presses it like dried flowers and has an album full 
secretly stashed away somewhere.
Mean of her not to share it -
we consider ourselves to be connoisseurs in our own small way. 
* Yes, we know it's a really old joke, but someone has to say it.
And there might actually be someone who hasn't heard it before.

Thursday, 22 January 2015

The White Stuff



We had snow!

Happily not too much - just a light dusting, which is the way we like it.
More than an inch or two and having a pee or a poo is not a lot of fun ...



The Madwoman remembered to put our coats on, but forgot hers.
That's why there is so much blurry camera-wobble. 
She says it was because she was shivering so hard.
We are used to the constant excuses for incompetence ...



The best thing about snow is of course,
the getting back indoors again ...

Sunday, 21 December 2014

After our walk ...

We do lots of pees and usually have a poo too when we go out for our morning walk.
But the first thing we do when we get home is to
ask the Madwoman to let us out in the garden
so we can have another wee.



It drives her nuts.
Although we can't quite believe she actually
dashed out after us to take pictures ...


Wednesday, 28 May 2014

Things to do in the woods


Do wippitts poo in the woods?
If you've ever wondered, here's your answer.
And no, we're not related to bears. 
Although we are rather fond of porage.