Because no party is complete without us, we were lured into going to a launch party for a book anthology which the Madwoman has had some involvement in. We were bribed with the offer of as many sossidges as we could eat. Except that it turned out that the party was an online one and all the sossidges were virtual ones. Pffft. There is no substance at all to a virtual sossidge.
If we can find the appropriate authority to complain to, we shall be complaining very loudly indeed.