We came across a murder today. Yes, we know we have feathers in our mouths, but it wasn't us, they got there while we were investigating the crime scene.
After close examination of the crime scene, and taking into account all the evidence, we can now reveal the full story ... The victim was Mrs Pigeon, in the paddock, with teeth, by Mr Fox!
2 comments:
From your expression I take it that feathers taste pretty much as one might expect?
We prefer roast turkey to raw pigeon feathers ...
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