Peas and poos

Actually we are pretty sure that in the event

of the vegetation making a bid for world domination,

the eventual winners won't be triffids but peas.

They are invincible.

We know this because

when we eat peas

they come out looking exactly the same as when they went in. 

Another pea on its way ...

 

Beware the pea!

Run away! Run away!

Careful where you stick those staples

Not quite centrefolds ... yet.

We blame the usual ineptness of the Madwoman's camerawork.

But here we are, famous once again, featured between the covers of

Your Dog magazine. 

Mwwaaahhhaaaaa ... world domination beckons.

Wippitts of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your ... ummm ... well, while we're thinking about that one, let's hear it for Kira, the wippy who shares the page with us. She is a Dog Aid assistance dog and can do loads of really clever stuff. 

More proof that wippys are not only gorgeous but smart too. 

Unlike the Madwoman who qualifies as neither ... 

Good thing she has us, really.

Checking for typos.
And wondering why our picture isn't BIGGER!