Something in the air

Angel has been on pillow-warming duties.

 Our Madwoman says that she would much rather find a wippitt

on her pillow than a chocolate.

So maybe we shouldn't tell her about the farting ...

Seating arrangements

One thing we have noted about humans is their amazing capacity for optimism.

Take this settee, for example.

It is described as a 'two seater' - when as you can plainly see,

it barely accommodates a single wippitt.

Peas and poos

Actually we are pretty sure that in the event

of the vegetation making a bid for world domination,

the eventual winners won't be triffids but peas.

They are invincible.

We know this because

when we eat peas

they come out looking exactly the same as when they went in. 

Another pea on its way ...

 

Beware the pea!

Run away! Run away!