Pffffft

Having one of those weekends ...

Archie still has a bad back.

And now has an ear infection thingummy too  

And we certainly didn't order this weather.

Although we're pretty certain that we did put in a request

for someone to turn the radiator on.

Well?

How ineffable is that?

We were going to write today about the ineffability of the weather

and in particular the ineffishness of the rain,

and finish with a note on the ineffing shortage of roast turkey.

Except that it turns out that ineffable isn't a swear word after all.

So we'll just have a nap instead while you go look it up in the dictionary.

Duped!

We are feeling duped!

We had just begun to get used to doing a bit of outdoor sunbathing

and naked frolicking on walks.

And now today we are back to wearing raincoats on walks

and snuggling under fleeces indoors to keep warm 

because the Madwoman is too 

tight to turn the heating back on.

Wippitt weather

This is more like it!

No wind, no rain and there's even a bit of sunshine ... not too hot, not too cold, 
but just right for a bit of mooching as well as doing zoomies and playing games.

Helloooo little voleys ... come out, come out, wherever you are ...

Singing in the snow

Snowflakes keep falling on our heads

But we're not complaining, 'cos we're going back to our beds,

Snow is not for us,

We'll keep snoozing 'till the weather's more amusing,

Because we're wippitts

Snow's not bothering us .... 

Weather wippitts

As we were out in the garden doing our ablutions at 6am the other morning, the Madwoman remarked that it must be autumn as she noticed that our poo was steaming gently on the dewy grass.

Apparently this means that there must be a bit of a nip in the air.

We thought there were other, far more obvious clues around - like this big pile of crispy autumn leaves we were tramping about in at the weekend.

We wippitts are weather-wise.

We can even tell you accurately just how cold it is - it's easy to tell by looking to see if you can see your wippitt shivering: or alternatively by counting the number of layers of coats it is wearing.

Simples. 

Where's the summer?

Dressed for wet weather!

There's been precious little summer weather lately.

It's been so wet that on some days we've even had to put our raincoats on.

If this keeps up we'll need flippers and snorkels too.

Hope all you wippitts that don't live at the top of a hill like we do

are coping with all this weather we're having.