Shhhh ... now walk quietly this way and we'll let you in on a big secret ...
Nessie DOES exist!
The reason you'll never spot her lurking in some muddy loch in Scotland is
because she actually lives down here, in the much nicer pond at
the Chiltern Open Air Museum ...
And now we're off to see if we can maybe find
David Attenborough hiding in the undergrowth.
Watch this space!