The Muffin Game.
Can be played indoors or outside.
Here are the step by step instructions:
First of all, instruct your Madwoman or other servant to go fetch a muffin tin.
When they return, all pleased with themselves, send them off to fetch
12 tennis balls.
When they return, still very pleased with themselves if a bit out of breath,
send them off again, this time to fetch twelve pieces of turkey.
At this point your Madwoman/servant may be losing enthusiasm as well as running out of puff.
Be firm.
They probably need the exercise - and anyway need to be reminded occasionally of their
station in life, which is to obey and serve.
Next, instruct the Madwoman/servant to put a piece of the turkey in each of the muffin tins and then place a ball on top of each.
Supervise this part VERY closely as sometimes they CHEAT and
DON'T ALWAYS PUT TURKEY IN ALL THE HOLES!!!!
Instruct the Madwoman/servant to stand clear
while you get busy liberating all the turkey.
Remember to take turns with each other ...