We have enquiring minds, so it was purely in the spirit of furthering scientific knowledge rather than wanton destruction and vandalism, that Archie took apart the loofah cow to find out how it works.
Unfortunately the Madwoman removed it before he'd gotten to either the bottom of the mystery or the end of the stuffing, so it looks like we'll have to wait for another opportunity on another day to continue our research.
In the meantime, the loofah cow has received emergency surgery and the Madwoman says it will be just fine.