We emerged from the woods at the Chiltern Open Air Museum to find a
Viking Sewing Circle in full swing.
Makes a change from all that ale quaffing and
pillaging we suppose.
"Feel free to ask anything you like" they said.
"We eyed up the juicy looking apples sitting on a wooden platter.
"Anything?" we said.
"Yes, ask us anything you like" they replied.
"Can we have a bite of one of your apples then?" we asked.
Apparently this wasn't the sort of question they had in mind.