Animal alphabet - P

P

is for

PENGUIN *

*and also for Penguins.

We seem to have rather a lot of them.

No, that is not the same as having too many.

You can

never have too many penguins.

I see penguins

The Madwoman went off to a sale at the local garden centre.

Did she buy any nice plants for us to sniff at and pee on?

No, this is what she came back with.

We have no idea why. 

Penguin?

What penguin?

I see no penguin.