Not our fault

We seem to have got a bit out of synch with our blogs.

This one is supposed to be for Saturday and yesterday.

We blame the Madwoman: she keeps telling us that

she is the only responsible person in the house.

So obviously she must be prepared to shoulder the blame

and take responsibility for this being late.

In the meantime we are going on a Pooh Safari -

we'll let you know how we got on in our midweek blog.

Assuming the Madwoman has adopted a more responsible attitude of course ...

In the meantime, while waiting for
the Madwoman to become more responsible, we'll just grab a quick forty winks ...
after all, we could be here some time waiting for that to happen ...

Getting our Five a Day

Archie checks whether the apples are ripe yet

As everyone knows, getting your five a day is very important. For us wippitties, its not just about getting your Fruit (and veg - we're very partial to carrots and brocolli as well as the apples and bananas and strawberries and raspberries and blueberries which the Madwoman provides for us) - there are other 'F's which are just as essential. Apart from Fruit (and veg) our five a day also include: Frolicking (very important way of letting off steam), Fondling (well, being fondled. We believe it helps keep the Madwoman's blood pressure down. And we quite like it as well): Feeding (very important, this one. Wippitts do not live by fruit and veg alone, oh no. Forget breakfast and dinner at your peril. We also have supper), Forty winks (as we've told you before, we are very good at napping too. A nice warm fleece or duvet to snuggle under, or a patch of sunshine to bask in makes it all the more enjoyable).
So, got that? Five a day - Fruit, Frolicking, Fondling, Feeding and Forty winks.
Maybe if you humans tried it on a more consistent daily basis you'd be as wonderful as us wippitties are and the world would be a better place.