The wall at Haddenham Cottage at Chiltern Open Air Museum has an
especial fascination for us - it poses so many unanswered questions
For example, how come those tiles don't all slide off the table?
Who forgot to bring the scissors?
|No shrubberies round here ...|
|No sucking pig either ... |
There is never sucking pig.
We could become disillusioned but fortunately
we are eternal optimists and live in hope that maybe next time ...
|But what's this?|
Proof that the peasants were revolting ...*
|We marvelled at the extensive knowledge of the Keeper of the Bogs.|
But we still have no answer to the mystery of why the Madwoman collects our
poo, but gets grumpy if we roll in it.
Or what she does with our poo, having collected it.
We reckon she presses it like dried flowers and has an album full
secretly stashed away somewhere.
Mean of her not to share it -
we consider ourselves to be connoisseurs in our own small way.
|Kiss my nose!|
|And give me that carrot!|
|Working up a pre-lunch appetite.|
And getting photobombed by Tilley Farm
|Exhausted by all that driving.|
Time for a short nap.